I am trapped in hell!
Right now I am in Jerentut, Malaysia, the entryway into Taman Negara, Malaysia's rainforest.
Ever since I made the decision to get out of Malaysia (while I was in Singapore), I've been getting the screw job one way or another. The first is when I took the train out of Singapore to Jerentut. While crossing the Malaysian border, I noticed that there was no one getting off the train to get a visa stamp. This bothered me all the way to Jerentut (a seven hour ride. When I got off the train, I made an inquiry about the visa stamp, but no one could give me an answer. So I decided that I probably needed to go back to the border to get the stamp. This means that I needed to wait eight hours for the southbound train. Once I get there, the immigration officer informs me that I didn't need to do this my initial visa was still valid. I had the impression that once I left the country (for Singapore), the visa was canceled and I needed to get another one... wrong! So this trip was unnecessary.
Once back in Jerentut, I spent a day and a half in Taman Negara, trekking thru jungle trails and walking thru a half-kilometer canopy walk - a roped path high in the trees.

After coming back from the park, I made arrangements to get to the Thai border. This was 6 pm. I purchased a ticket and asked about the cost for taking my bike. The man said no charge. Interesting, it cost me almost the price of the ticket when I left Singapore.
Well, it seems that this bike is as much of a curse as it is a blessing. I went back to the train station an hour before its arrival, midnite. I wanted to confirm that taking the bike on the midnite express was not a problem (especially since the previous train station attendant said it was going to be free). He told me that it was a problem because it was an "express" and that it did not have cargo capacity. Unfortunately I had already purchased the ticket. The guy said that he could send the bike on a later train, but it would cost me 12 Ringgit.
In my pocket at the time was only 8 ringgit. (I did have 90 ringgit a few hours before, but wanted to go for broke as I was going to leave the country so I had a big meal and got some alcoholic beverages - something I rarely did in this Muslim country.) I told the guy that I would go to an ATM to get some more ringgit. The first ATM didn't accept foreign cards. The next five ATMs didn't dispense cash because it was after midnite.
I went back to the train station tell my story. He was rather unhelpful, meaning that he would not take any other currency (I have US $, Thai baht and Laos kip) to make up the remaining 3 ringgit (equivilent to 75 cents). No help here. I ended up having to scrap the ticket (refund of 50% - 9.5 ringgit) and stay the nite in Jerentut. The guy had the nerve to ask if I had 50 sens - I didn't even bother to check my pocket - I wasn't going to help him out either! Jeez, what a nice guy... he gave me 10 ringgit back.
I go back to the hotel and hope that I can use the room that I got just seven hours ago. The catch is that right when I left the hotel, I let someone else who was staying in a dorm room sleep in it. Not only that, it was 1 AM and I wasn't sure if any one was awake to unlock the front gate. A good thing that some people were still awake and in fact, the guy who took my room was also still up.
I woke up this morning with a mission to get out of this stinktown. I go to the bus station (right across from my hotel) to see what they can do. The bus driver refuses to deal with my bike. Off to the train station again. The attendant says that I can take the 12:44 train, though I need to come back at 11:30 to buy the ticket. Fine. I go back to the hotel and fortunately I can still use the room to lay down on the bed for a few hours.
Right about now my frustration level is very high. I am way past rage and anger - last nite's mishaps at the train station vented all that. I get to the train station and see a new attendant. (Every time I go to the window, there's a new guy.) This man tells me that the bike can't go because there's no cargo car. I ask him of my options and the best thing he suggests is that I take the 6:22 PM train to the end of its line (Gua Musang) then take another train to the Thai border, which requires a four hour wait in the middle of the nite. I hope this works, otherwise I am throwing the bike in front of the next train.